In a dazzling display of diplomatic drive-by, President Donald Trump has exited the ASEAN Summit in Malaysia, leaving behind a trail of unanswered trade questions, a ceasefire photo op, and several Southeast Asian leaders wondering if they just attended a summit or a reality show cameo. 🎠Highlights from the Trump ASEAN Tour: 🤹‍♂️ Southeast […]
📰 BREAKING NEWS: Historic US–China Trade Deal Signed… Somehow Read More »
📰 BREAKING NEWS: Historic US–China Trade Deal Signed… Somehow In a shocking turn of events, the United States and China have officially agreed to a brand-new trade framework, described by experts as “A masterpiece of saying a lot while saying absolutely nothing.” The agreement was signed after 14 hours of negotiation, 3 coffee shortages, and
BREAKING: Trump Solves Drug War By Discovering the “Kill” Button No President Ever Noticed WASHINGTON D.C. – In a revelation set to rewrite every political science textbook, former President Donald Trump has announced he has located the long-rumored “Kill Them All” button in the Oval Office, a feature apparently overlooked by his 44 predecessors. The
Trump’s Grand Ballroom Plan Backed Financially by Silicon Valley and Crypto Titans Read More »
President Donald Trump has reportedly begun dismantling the East Wing of the White House in Washington, D.C., to make way for an opulent new grand ballroom. The project is estimated to cost around $300 million, an undertaking that the administration claims will be entirely funded by private donations — not by taxpayer dollars. According to
