BREAKING: Britain Decides ‘Why Be Fast When You Can Be the Slowest?’—Unveils Europe’s LONGEST Immigration Queue
In a bold move destined to make paperwork enthusiasts weep with joy, Britain has announced what officials proudly call the “most significant change to asylum rules in modern times” — or as the public is calling it:“Congratulations, you’ve unlocked 20 years of Waiting Simulator.” UK Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood marched into Downing Street (probably with […]










